{"product_id":"bum-sloppys-guide-to-the-sloppy-system","title":"Bum Sloppy's Guide to the Sloppy System","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe're not bums, we're Bum Sloppy! This tee celebrates those meals that were out of this world and will be with you forever . . . in the form of stains on your favorite tee!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur unisex long sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite that you'll want to wear over and over and over. Casually elegant with an excellent quality print, it is an irreplaceable everyday item for anyone. 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